OctoMom -- Bird Lady

Posted Nov 23rd 2009 11:30AM by TMZ Staff

Nadya Suleman rounded up some of her hungry kids and went grocery shopping for Thanksgiving turkeys this weekend.



The 33-year-old wannabe reality star knows a thing or fourteen about turkey basters.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, OctoMom

Tags: kids, Nadya Suleman, NadyaSuleman, Octomom, thanksgiving, turkey

Arnold: Cali in the Red, and So Is He

Posted Nov 23rd 2009 10:40AM by TMZ Staff

Arnold Schwarzenegger can be influenced by the rich and powerful -- as in, his wife, Maria Shriver.



The California Governor took his Porsche out for a spin in Bev Hills Saturday, and left his sweet ride in the red zone. Since the State is broke, there weren't enough cops around to ticket the Guv, so he got away with it.

We're guessing Maria will call for "swift justice" -- on her cell phone.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ride Me, Politix, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tags: arnold schwarzenegger, ArnoldSchwarzenegger, beverly hills, BeverlyHills, california, california governor, CaliforniaGovernor, cellphone, driving, maria shriver, MariaShriver, red zone, RedZone

Paula Abdul's Crazy Train Comes to Town

Posted Nov 23rd 2009 8:25AM by TMZ Staff

Paula Abdul could barely walk down the AMA red carpet last night ... and it had nothing to do with her state of mind.



The 47-year-old former "American Idol" judge was incapacitated by the train of her Morticia Addams gown and required the assistance of three minions to get her to safety.

Keeping Paula upright is a full time job.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion

Tags: AMAs, Paula Abdul, PaulaAbdul, train

Whose Tanned Hide?

Posted Nov 23rd 2009 8:15AM by TMZ Staff

Can you guess which diminutive diva was spotted on the beaches of Miami this weekend?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies

Violet Affleck -- Cutest Kid Nobody Talks About

Posted Nov 22nd 2009 6:22AM by TMZ Staff

Much like her daddy Ben is an underrated director, Violet Affleck is as cute as any celebrity kid ...


... not named Suri.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jennifer Garner

Tags: baby photo, BabyPhoto, jennifer garner, JenniferGarner, kid, pic, violet affleck, VioletAffleck

Hagman Selling Eco-Friendly House That Oil Built

Posted Nov 22nd 2009 3:40AM by TMZ Staff

The upside to buying "Dallas" star Larry Hagman's home: If you want it, you only have to pay $13 a year for the electric bill. Downside: The rest of the house costs a whopping $11 mil.


Hagman, who struck it big by playing an oil magnate on TV, just put his solar powered, 9 bedroom, 14.5 bathroom, 18,000 square foot estate in Ojai, California on the market -- and the palatial pad would make J.R. Ewing proud.

For some reason, Larry and his wife are looking to downsize.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Photo Galleries

Tags: dallas, estate, house, J.R. Ewing, J.r.Ewing, larry hagman, LarryHagman, solar power, SolarPower, who shot J.R., WhoShotJ.r.

Hi, I'm Jon Gosselin

Posted Nov 21st 2009 9:15AM by TMZ Staff

Jon Gosselin awoke from a day in the tanning bed to sign an autograph for a little kid outside LAX yesterday.



Stay classy, d-bag.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jon & Kate

Tags: jon gosselin, jon kate plus 8, JonGosselin, JonKatePlus8

'Have You Ever Made a Solo Sex Tape?'

Posted Nov 21st 2009 8:37AM by TMZ Staff

Pageant organizers for Miss California USA interviewed contestants yesterday in preparation for Sunday's pageant.



Choose wisely.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Pageantry

Tags: carrie prejean, CarriePrejean, crown, miss california usa, MissCaliforniaUsa, pageant

Robert Pattinson Needs to Lighten Up

Posted Nov 21st 2009 6:52AM by TMZ Staff

Robert Pattinson looked truly overcome with angst joy as he left the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after dinner with friends.



Biggest movie in the country, hot girlfriend -- what's it take to get a smile out of these "Twilight" kids?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Twilight, Rob Pattinson

Tags: edward cullen, EdwardCullen, photo, robert pattinson, RobertPattinson, twilight

Victoria's Secret Models Wig Out

Posted Nov 20th 2009 2:00PM by TMZ Staff

To be a successful Victoria's Secret model you need a lot of fake ... hair.



Supermodel Miranda Kerr got ready backstage at the Victoria's Secret runway show in NYC yesterday, amidst a table full of roadkill-looking synthetic weaves.

Who knew these ridiculously hot chicks augmented their beauty?!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies

Tags: Miranda Kerr, MirandaKerr, supermodels, Victorias Secret, VictoriasSecret, wigs

David Beckham -- Unbrace Yourself

Posted Nov 20th 2009 11:02AM by TMZ Staff

No longer sporting the protective boot he's been rocking as of late, David Beckham took his various sons for frozen yogurt at a Pinkberry in Brentwood yesterday ... without injuring himself.



Even Becks has to bribe his kids with Swirly Goodness every once in a while.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Becks & Posh, Talk Sports

Tags: boot, david beckham, DavidBeckham, foot, photo, pinkberry, soccer

Trevor Donovan -- Ripped Tide

Posted Nov 20th 2009 9:00AM by TMZ Staff

With his wet suit barely on his hairless buff body, "90210" star Trevor Donovan showed off his genetically superior talents to some fans in L.A. on Thursday.



Teen boys didn't look like this at our high school ... because Trevor is 31.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies

Tags: 90210, abs, body, ripped, Trevor Donovan, TrevorDonovan

Octomom Shows Off Her Sweater, Puppies

Posted Nov 20th 2009 12:37AM by TMZ Staff

Looking to add to her already plentiful brood, Nadya Suleman went pet shopping in La Habra yesterday.



Because what Octomom really needs is a small creature to chase after.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, OctoMom

Tags: dog, nadya suleman, NadyaSuleman, octomom, pet, photo, puppy